March 2012
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“‘I hate music. Most musicians today say they hate music,’ he admitted, adding...”
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I love this quote.
(via seelebrenntblog)
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nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
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xdx-bambi:
creepycreepycreepmeout replied to your post: creepycreepycreepmeout replied to your post:…
#see what i did there? #hi how are you? #im here all week #try the fish #or dont idgaf
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I dreamed of Bambi, Amy, Bryan, and B this morning… It was really odd.
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darkpassengerdriving replied to your photo: The straight edge kid also drank a pitcher of…
Where can I get a straw like that, it would make my alcoholic adventures much more fun and easy.
He connected four regular ones, end into end. The not-bendy ones. My sippy cup has a crazy straw, I don’t need one like this. I’m all set.
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neneleakesweave:
reblog if your tabs are always like this! <3
February 2012
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
tamburina:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
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I’m going to start writing messages to my followers.
I fear I will disappoint you. Thanks for giving me a chance. XOXO, Creepy
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We’re an hour ahead of schedule, the hot homeless guy is here, and I look fabulous.
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A while ago there was a customer who put in a complaint against me, and I got into trouble for it. Michael found out who it was, found out where he lived, and yelled at him for me. I told another person I worked with about what happened and she says, “You guys are so gay for each other”. I said, “Michael’s not gay” just to clarify things.
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derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?
And the Angel said, I had it here only a moment ago, I...
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first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
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What if your future child can time travel and came...
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xdx-bambi replied to your post: djkla
Creepy looks propa beauty :D x
Oh, thank you Bambi.
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gorgonetta replied to your post: This is almost certainly the unhealthiest…
Nonsense, it just gives you more energy to go forth and conquer.
All the major food groups are represented: carbs, protein, sugar, and booze.
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djkla
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This is almost certainly the unhealthiest breakfast I’ve ever consumed.
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thechilly asked: If Tumblr and Twitter were to never exist and Facebook became the only social network in the world that was available... what would life be like in your perspective?