Per the man law code and if not it should be
I applaud this.
Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?
Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.
That’s not just the bro code. That’s just the right fucking thing to do.
dead-dogma DO THIS WITH MEEEEEEEEE
beyond down with this
send me a ♪ i will put my music on shuffle and give you a song and my favorite line from it
thecupcakeslut says: The fact that they’re married in real life and she gets this whenever she wants (actually, from the looks of it, I bet he surprises her with it and begs for it) makes this even more scorching hot to me. I love how well he knows her and how he pushes all her buttons just so. And when he reaches to hold her hands… Unf.
This is all I could ever want from a man. Someone who will fuck me like that and love me with an equal passion… And who will shamelessly beg to lick my cunt…but who will also know when to just throw me on the bed and fucking take it.
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
This is truly beautiful.
friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town
as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I won’t let the big scary monster step on you, and names it Baker