Photo 22 Apr 644 notes pray-for-sex:

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pray-for-sex:

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Photo 22 Apr 8,078 notes

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Quote 21 Apr 31,777 notes
I hope she’s a lesbian.
— Me (about every cute girl ever)

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Photo 21 Apr 1,304 notes

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Photo 21 Apr 263,441 notes ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

Video 20 Apr 6,931 notes

foxheartx:

Yeah okay…

Quote 20 Apr 50,448 notes
Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.
— Note 1. (via fragmentallygirl)
Photo 20 Apr 183,382 notes dead-dogma:

slasherbarbie:

dead-dogma DO THIS WITH MEEEEEEEEE

beyond down with this

dead-dogma:

slasherbarbie:

dead-dogma DO THIS WITH MEEEEEEEEE

beyond down with this

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Text 20 Apr 135,064 notes

lecterings:

send me a ♪ i will put my music on shuffle and give you a song and my favorite line from it

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Video 20 Apr 19,642 notes

myinnocenceiskilled:

videogenic:

thecupcakeslut says: The fact that they’re married in real life and she gets this whenever she wants (actually, from the looks of it, I bet he surprises her with it and begs for it) makes this even more scorching hot to me. I love how well he knows her and how he pushes all her buttons just so. And when he reaches to hold her hands… Unf.

This is all I could ever want from a man. Someone who will fuck me like that and love me with an equal passion… And who will shamelessly beg to lick my cunt…but who will also know when to just throw me on the bed and fucking take it.

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Text 20 Apr 459,825 notes

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

Text 18 Apr 328,760 notes

grimmzai:

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

This is truly beautiful.

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Text 18 Apr 62,981 notes

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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